by MadcowAside from actually being written, this week's column will be a little different.
Last week, as you all know, Michael Jackson died. I have had a special relationship throughout my life with Jackson. No, I never got to visit Neverland ranch as a ch
ild and I was never able to share a can of Jesus Juice with the "one-gloved-one."
My connection with Jackson isn't even about music. Actually, I'm luke warm to his talents.
No. My link with Jackson goes directly through Lori C, Madcow's first love and a very fine looking High School Junior with bubble gum lip gloss and a teddy bear backpack.
I had taken "Ms. C" to the Junior Prom and, to spare all the details, that was the night your favorite bovine became a man.
On the way home, I turned on the radio in my clunker in absolute glee and the first song on the radio was "Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson. Not my type of music, but on that particular night, it was the greatest song I had ever heard.
So, this column is dedicated to Michael Jackson, "
Billie Jean," and beautiful Lori C, who was more woman at 17 than all 3 of my wives put together. But enough with this sappy crap.
In a "
Thriller,"
Marcos Maidana overcame knockdowns and all obstacles to force
Victor Ortiz into submission. Now, after an embarrassing quit job and a non-fighter-like post-fight interview, Ortiz has to seriously take a look at the "
Man in the Mirror" and decide if he really wants to continue fighting or if he just wants to "
Beat It."
"
Smooth Criminal,"
Oscar De la Hoya desperately tried to spin Ortiz's quit job into something quite the opposite, but nobody is buying it. Overall, it hasn't been a good time to be a Golden Boy prospect.
Abner Mares split, Ortiz was just crushed and "
King of Pop,"
James Kirkland is eating bologna and mayonaise sandwiches behind bars.
"
Remember the Time" when PPV dates were reserved for only the elite fights, the best of the best? The Latin Fury show this Saturday was just, plain "
Bad." I would like to run into the chump who paid 35 bucks to see this suck-fest so I can sell him some bumper car tickets at Neverland Ranch. Wake me up when
Juanma Lopez starts fighting someone with a pulse.
Arthur Abraham defended his title against some guy named Oral on Showtime Saturday. I'm sorry, but the only thing I'm watching with the name "Oral" on it is a PPV movie from The Spice Channel.
Everything else this Summer has been a big let-down. Cancelled or postponed fights, combined with weak matchups. Boxing is in a serious "
Jam" and needs to fix things fast or, maybe next year, there won't be anyone buying these shows for broadcast.
Well, seeing that its been a slow news Summer and that I've exhausted my Michael Jackson references, I think I'll end this special edition of Madcow's Standing 8 Count.
Besides, I've just called the escort service and told them to send their best; Doesn't matter if they're "
Black or White," I just "
Wanna be Startin' Somethin'." Now, "
Leave Me Alone."
RIP Michael
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